As You Might Have Noticed

Pictures of Ally are only distributed in the seasonal albums, in part due to the The Baby-Photo Backlash!

I'm Not Going to Leave My House Ever Again

Baltimore Crime.

Perhaps I should look at it from the cat's point of view. Maybe that would make me feel better. Or perhaps if I looked at it from a lyrical approach

In the basement in my house earlier tonight
I was changing the cat box when I saw the sight
Sam jumped into the untouched reserves of kitty litter
Ignoring his box, he squated down but at least it wasn't a shitter

I came extremely close to deleting this entire post. I understand, there is something wrong with me. No need to tell me that.

Stephen Colbert @ White House Correspondents Roast of Bush
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