No sense of smell. I couldn't smell the smoke everyone else did as we exited the building during a fire alarm. As we got closer to the ground, "yup, I definetely smell smoke." We exited onto the street and smoke was billowing out of the garage. Nothing. I'm told it was a dumpster fire. As I crossed the street to my garage, I passed a man going the other way. "Burn baby, burn. I love this [mumble mumble]."

I can't taste anything either. I think that's why I drank so much wine last night. Yup, the cheap stuff goes down easier if you can't taste it.