My Daughter The Terrorist

A technique favored by the worst kind of terrorists is to set of a bomb in an area crowded with civilians. After the blast, rescue personal arrive on the scene to help the dying and wounded, and then these soulless people set off a second bomb to inflict casualties on the rescuers. Ally has studied and mastered their techniques. This evening a poop bomb went off upstairs. I moved in to apply aid, not too quickly because I knew there might be a second blast. There was and it horrible. I fought through the smell to give aid. My techniques were improving. I quickly changed the girl and stabilized the situation. Then, a third blast. Thankfully, the damage was contained, but this girl is becoming more sophisticated and dangerous. Multiple blasts carrying greater force. After the unfortunate cat enema after-blast, I'm becoming an expert in poopoterrorism. Constant vigilance is my motto.